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Taking a look at this dump fire called Politics in Belize. We may need a drink after this.

Mahler claims being an “elder” isn’t easy. Blames being senile on 5 year late, half-assed apology to journalist.

June 22, 2026• Featured, Politics

On Sunup this morning, Jules mentions how the Minister gave a back handed apology to journalist Courtney Menzies, 5 years after his rude...
Read More → Read More: Mahler claims being an “elder” isn’t easy. Blames being senile on 5 year late, half-assed apology to journalist.

The Family Says That In Their Defense, They Were Not Aware That Numbers Went Above 9,999.99

June 18, 2026• Featured, Politics

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Man with fragile ego says he is merely a delicate flower, longing for real acceptance in an environment that constantly blows smoke up his ass.

June 8, 2026• Featured, Politics

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The PM Returned to Primary School to Enroll in Math Class Today, Hoping to Get the Skills to Figure Out How Speednet’s Annual Revenue Got to $40M

February 12, 2026• Featured, Politics

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Read More → Read More: The PM Returned to Primary School to Enroll in Math Class Today, Hoping to Get the Skills to Figure Out How Speednet’s Annual Revenue Got to $40M

After BTL Presentation, Cabinet Assures Public that Potential $18M Speednet Purchase has No Political Connections, Just Strong Family Values

January 25, 2026• Featured, Politics

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Read More → Read More: After BTL Presentation, Cabinet Assures Public that Potential $18M Speednet Purchase has No Political Connections, Just Strong Family Values

BTL seeks to “Bring Efficiency to the Market” as it pushes to purchase competition. Declares “Resistance is Futile”.

January 21, 2026• Economics, Featured, Politics

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Read More → Read More: BTL seeks to “Bring Efficiency to the Market” as it pushes to purchase competition. Declares “Resistance is Futile”.

The PM Asks for Peace… And If We All Just Can’t Get Along?

January 5, 2026• Featured, Politics

The Prime Minister of Belize did a press release regarding the Venezuela issue. Not wanting to be original, he thought it best to side with...
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Belizeans Double Check Calendar to Make Sure it’s not April 1st, as They Listen to PM’s New Year Message.

January 1, 2026• Politics

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